A repost for the non-myspace crowds:

And then there's Lasik
So I started the new year with three things on my to do list by the end of the year.

1.) Buy a big screen for the living room.
2.) Get Lasik surgery.
3.) Get a comfy bed to replace the thin mattress I use currently in my apartment.

Yea, they're all purchases and placed in order of importance.
I've got my priorities straight.
Haven't had any complaints 'bout the bed yet.

On March 23rd I get #2 out of the way.
Courtesy of Dr. Kawesch.
In La Jolla.
Because I'm smooth like that, I managed to get the price down to $4000 for surgery on both eyes.

Also need a driver for that day.
'Cuz I'm gonna be drugged up.

Volunteering to be my driver that day has it's benefits:
-I'll buy you lunch.
-Get to see me drugged up.
-Get to see the world!
-Get to chillax w/ me for half the day.
-Get to know me better.
-Opportunity to get to "know" me better in the bibilical sense
-'Cuz you can probably take advantage of me while I'm drugged up.
-Should make for a good bedtime story.

Volunteers are welcome and encouraged.
Applications will be submitted and reviewed by a judge panel consisting of me, myself, I, and a stuffed penguin pillow thingy.
Winner'll be announced in the next blog.

So yea, I've had access to pussy in my apartment pretty much from the 2nd day I moved into the apartment.

Roommates got kittens.

Why do I mention that?
Because I like that joke.

Current Brain Age: 21
Current Wii Fitness Age: 35
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"Let me get a few shots in, than we can continue this conversation." -Anonymous